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QWhy did the man put his money from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

After years of scrimping and saving a from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly. "No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."

Did you hear about the Wall Street from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

Q What do you call counterfeited German from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Mother Why did you just swallow the from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !

A couple was having a discussion about from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."

A guy noticed that his buddy was from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

What did the pay phone say when from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!

How do thunderstorms invest their moneyIn a from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets

What is the quickest way to double from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !

Why shouldnt you carry two half dollars from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

Why is someone who borrows money but from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

What dog has moneyA bloodhound because he from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).

If George Washington were alive today why from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeitingBecause from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Who makes a million dollars a daySomeone from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.

If you had a million dollars and from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

How did rich people get their moneyThey from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.

Which is better an old ten dollar from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.